ADD symptoms vary and occur in clusters: poor attention and concentration, behavior problems, distractibility, poor listening and lack of follow-through, restlessness, fidgeting, hyperactivity, impulsivity, moodiness, sleep problems, defiance, poor school performance, disorganization, social difficulties, aggressiveness, lack of friends.

Reflecting back to my first date back in the day with Jack. We were at Pizzeria Uno with a few other people and the the bill came to ninety dollars. Jack left a tip of a thousand dollars. I've blogged about this before and I'll blog about this again. Wouldn't I think that was a really scary sign if someone is tipping ten times the amount of the bill? What does it take for me to get a hint?I decided to write a tell all Ebook describing every embarrassing detail. Shoot, pride is over rated. I'm writing a page a day until it's finished. I plan to describe everything including the way my mother in law used to scrub her ass with old toothbrushes. Any ideas of what I should title it? 

Ski Week really. My daughter's school is closed for the whole week starting Monday and it's called Ski Week. I'm so glad because I was just planning to head up to slopes and book a room at the Chalet, Not!!!

You ever notice that kids could give a fuck if you're sick or not. Last year I had whooping cough and It felt like I was being suffocated every time I coughed. One time I was in the bathroom leaning over the sink coughing and hoping I wouldn't pass out because then who would get my daughter the gluten free cookie she was demanding in that moment. Either she thought I was coughing as part of a performance art piece or she just didn't give a shit that I was gasping for air. Either way it doesn't look for my old age when I'm sitting in a pile of my own urine. Will she even  change my bedpan? I wonder.

The woman across the street damn near cursed me out because I asked her if I could get into her yard with the feral cat foundation to catch the two feral cats that ran into her yard. A woman from the organization has already helped me to get ten cats fixed and released. If I can get these last two I would be almost done but the lady said that her cat has been missing ever since I started trapping. I did my best to assure her I knew nothing about her cat but she continued to go off on me.  A crack head interrupted me to ask if I had any recycling. Ahhhh, ghetto life.

My goal in life is no longer fame and fortune, riches and wealth although I do want those things. What I really want is to not give a flying shit what people think of me or even what I think of myself. My goal in life is to do what I do and share what I share without giving a fuck how it sounds, or how it will benefit me or get people to relate to me. Now some people may think that I already do this but trust me, you have no idea how much of my true self I hold back for fear I will be 5150'd (involuntary hold in the nuthouse). I mean this. I have this friend who is really crazy but this friend is a genius. This friend is also a minute from being 5150'd so what is the message here? Be your true self and risk involuntary hold. Or to not worry about being carted away, just lead an authentic life. These are the things I ponder as I watch That Girl on MeTv.

Today I got really mad because I was sitting in geology class feeling trapped by rocks. Quartz,  slate, limestone and granite, I just couldn't take it anymore. I couldn't remember what an igneous rock is, I don't know what makes sedimentary rock nor can I draw the rock cycle. What the fuck am I going to do? This is a fucking nightmare! I'm not cut out for this shit! I can't tell you if the rock has small prisms in it, I can't, I can't, I can't! I feel trapped. gagged, bound, I'm choking, suffocating in a sea of volcanic rock. I'm being stifled by contact metaphorphism. Somebody help me. I don't know what a silicate is and I can't explain Bowen's Reaction Series. Help, Help, Help!!!!!!!!!!!   

Why do Black people say Happy Valentimes Day? For Gods Sakes it's Happy Valentines Day!!!!!!!!!!!

This person is an idiot:    

The guy in front of me on the financial aid line told me that he just got out of prison for assault. Another perk of attending community college is that you meet all kinds of people that that you might have seen in the street before and kept walking. Anyway the young prisoner asked me if I knew of any job openings and if he had a look like a hardened criminal. I said I didn't know of any openings and suggested that he should grow his hair out because he looked like a  Nazi skin head with sharp features and stood out like a sore thumb. He thanked me for the advice and said he would grow his hair out right away. He seemed very appreciative.