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2/20/2012 10:38 PM
BlackSuede wrote:
"How to Get Involved With The Wrong People" "I'm Nuts, You're Nuts" "Back Up Off Me" "Toxic People" "Shame Games" "People I Didn't Mean to Know" Reply to this
2/15/2012 9:07 PM
BlackSeude wrote:
Damn. HARD day. But you still ROCK Gina Gold! So please don't CRUMBLE, just keep it ROLLING. You will get over this MOUNTAIN. I do hope you stepped up the game and weren't in class looking like a ghetto PEBBLES. I know you don't get STONED, but maybe it's time? Lol! xo Reply to this
2/13/2012 2:59 PM
BlackSuede wrote:
Um..since u obviously don't smoke weed, I'll take this time to inform you that a hookah is a fancy pipe. Haha it doesn't mean "hooker." Reply to this
1/12/2012 12:29 AM
lulala zippitydoo wrote:
ha, and do that many people buy their own catheters?every time this commercial comes on, my urethra hurts. Reply to this
1/12/2012 12:01 AM
lulala zippitydoo wrote:
ha, and do that many people buy their own catheters?every time this commercial comes on, my urethra hurts. Reply to this
12/30/2011 9:40 PM
Carrie Moulton wrote:
I actually saw a life-size mother-daughter pair of sea monkeys at a Friendly's Restaurant in western Connecticut circa 1987. They were very weird and definitely not brine shrimp Reply to this
12/30/2011 7:04 PM
yeah wrote:
i share your sentiment except for the "spoil me" part. i'm not a child, and spoiling children isn't good anyway. "go out of your way to show me your respect" - maybe that's what you meant? Reply to this
12/27/2011 7:08 PM
Nappy Mind wrote:
Funny, I thought I was the only parent who allows my child to watch tv so I can have some solitude. Reply to this
12/20/2011 12:24 AM
BlackSuede wrote:
Wow just like colonialists to throw in an African safari in the middle of Old England. (If 'not dressing up' was that runaway slave look sighted on one of your fashionable morning store runs guess what? Maybe you DID fit in.Lol.) Really getting into the festivities might've been to respond 'yes suh massah' every time a white person spoke. And flinch for no reason in an exaggerated overly dramatic manner like you're about to be beaten. Next year, perhaps even propose to the other 2 black people being shackled together. Just keepin it real for the day, of course. Reply to this
12/19/2011 11:42 PM
BlackSuede wrote:
LMBO! If yanking on a pair of size 00 Sergio Caliente's doesn't signify cool, my God, what does? Right up there with Alvin Klein, So'soon and Euphoria Vanderbilt's. Did this early morning jean application process involve peeing first, then lying on the bed prepping your legs with a bottle of baby oil? Love to hear what worked. If you brushed down the 'baby hair' as a final touch, then clearly Matt's loss. He seems to have realized. Reply to this
12/18/2011 11:36 PM
BlackSuede wrote:
Uhn uh. Oh no no no. SO not ok my nizzle. Whole Foods Oakland? Are u kidding? Seriously that's one of the best places in town to meet quality men. Please tell me you were in Marin with that mess. And all this does is alert store security to follow you to the soy aisle. And when Snoop's peeps find out you're walking around impersonating him making people think he's lactose intolerant or endorsing organics other than weed?... it could get uglier. F'shizzle. So let's spruce things up going forward, shall we? Reply to this
12/15/2011 4:29 PM
NappyMind wrote:
Gina, you are definitely not alone. Most parents are not brave enough to make politically incorrect statements about their children. Reply to this
12/5/2011 1:59 AM
Jon wrote:
Yuck! Article could have said "...can be found on contaminated hands and surfaces, such as ... ALL CHILDREN!"
My son will be getting his Winter bath a few weeks early this year. Reply to this
12/5/2011 1:49 AM
Jon wrote:
Hey Gina! I thought that it WAS a normal day for you. You jinxed it, though, when you stopped screaming and declared "Hey, I'm starting to really enjoy this...."
Never take ownership of your own positive experience, that's my motto. Reply to this
12/3/2011 8:38 PM
BlackSuede wrote:
Is it because you're afraid of being judged by others? Or because you're not ok with yourself? I know I love you. A lot of people do Gina Gold. Do what you know you're destined to do! Step into your destiny. That's the example to set as a mom. Just do it, like Nike. And a lot of times, kids DO need to shut the fuck up. LOL Reply to this
12/2/2011 7:52 PM
michele wrote:
gina darling, you know you can't be successful as a comedian/actress if you care about the parents association etc. follow the likes of sandra bernhard, roseanne, and even jenny mccarthy has some raw opinions. most women will laugh along with you and if they don't....they aren't your audience or your friend. Reply to this
12/2/2011 1:17 AM
michele wrote:
Gina dear, this is the funny stuff my friend. Watch Louis CK (comedian) and you won't feel bad about writing out what is REAL and funny ....nobody would EVER think you were a bad mom.
12/1/2011 10:19 PM
norastine wrote:
Welcome to my world. At least she speaks English. My tike speaks broken English mixed with Orkin (Mork & Mindy). Reply to this
A thousand dollar tip! Seriously?
Hi! Stopping by from MBC. Great blog!
Have a nice day!
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"How to Get Involved With The Wrong People"
"I'm Nuts, You're Nuts"
"Back Up Off Me"
"Toxic People"
"Shame Games"
"People I Didn't Mean to Know"
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Damn. HARD day. But you still ROCK Gina Gold! So please don't CRUMBLE, just keep it ROLLING. You will get over this MOUNTAIN. I do hope you stepped up the game and weren't in class looking like a ghetto PEBBLES. I know you don't get STONED, but maybe it's time? Lol! xo
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Knowing the rocks is good for long car trips, don't miss out.
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Um..since u obviously don't smoke weed, I'll take this time to inform you that a hookah is a fancy pipe. Haha it doesn't mean "hooker."
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ha, and do that many people buy their own catheters?every time this commercial comes on, my urethra hurts.
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ha, and do that many people buy their own catheters?every time this commercial comes on, my urethra hurts.
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so where can i find some girls that like drinking kombucha with chia seed?
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so true - it's inexplicable. it's an ego trip, the doctor visit. with shitty insurance, even moreso.
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You never once wanted to be a Railroad Engineer(is that what they used to call train operator)?
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O god now I forgot what I was going to say after filling in all those questions.
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I was wondering why you had those white Barbies on your page.
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I think actually this is an opportunity to tell your inside voice to shut the f__ up!! :^)
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You definitely made my LOL
Cheers to you Mom, for thinking fast on your feet!
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I actually saw a life-size mother-daughter pair of sea monkeys at a Friendly's Restaurant in western Connecticut circa 1987. They were very weird and definitely not brine shrimp
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i share your sentiment except for the "spoil me" part. i'm not a child, and spoiling children isn't good anyway. "go out of your way to show me your respect" - maybe that's what you meant?
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Funny, I thought I was the only parent who allows my child to watch tv so
I can have some solitude.
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I just love your posts. They are so vivid and real. Keep on writing!
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wig caught in the tree.....im on the floor Gina....damn
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haha. word.
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Wow just like colonialists to throw in an African safari in the middle of Old England. (If 'not dressing up' was that runaway slave look sighted on one of your fashionable morning store runs guess what? Maybe you DID fit in.Lol.) Really getting into the festivities might've been to respond 'yes suh massah' every time a white person spoke. And flinch for no reason in an exaggerated overly dramatic manner like you're about to be beaten. Next year, perhaps even propose to the other 2 black people being shackled together. Just keepin it real for the day, of course.
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LMBO! If yanking on a pair of size 00 Sergio Caliente's doesn't signify cool, my God, what does? Right up there with Alvin Klein, So'soon and Euphoria Vanderbilt's. Did this early morning jean application process involve peeing first, then lying on the bed prepping your legs with a bottle of baby oil? Love to hear what worked. If you brushed down the 'baby hair' as a final touch, then clearly Matt's loss. He seems to have realized.
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Uhn uh. Oh no no no. SO not ok my nizzle. Whole Foods Oakland? Are u kidding? Seriously that's one of the best places in town to meet quality men. Please tell me you were in Marin with that mess. And all this does is alert store security to follow you to the soy aisle. And when Snoop's peeps find out you're walking around impersonating him making people think he's lactose intolerant or endorsing organics other than weed?... it could get uglier. F'shizzle. So let's spruce things up going forward, shall we?
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Gina, you are definitely not alone. Most parents are not brave enough to make politically incorrect statements about their children.
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I wanna be your man.
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I am in love with you.
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Hey man, get out of my head.
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Gotta wonder how they found out beaver ass tastes like raspberries.
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it's nice to be mentioned. but reading my own mail again, i'm disgusted.
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Bitter moms need support too! Can't wait to hear what they have to say.
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Yuck! Article could have said "...can be found on contaminated hands and surfaces, such as ... ALL CHILDREN!"
My son will be getting his Winter bath a few weeks early this year.
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Hey Gina! I thought that it WAS a normal day for you. You jinxed it, though, when you stopped screaming and declared "Hey, I'm starting to really enjoy this...."
Never take ownership of your own positive experience, that's my motto.
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Is it because you're afraid of being judged by others? Or because you're not ok with yourself? I know I love you. A lot of people do Gina Gold. Do what you know you're destined to do! Step into your destiny. That's the example to set as a mom. Just do it, like Nike. And a lot of times, kids DO need to shut the fuck up. LOL
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gina darling, you know you can't be successful as a comedian/actress if you care about the parents association etc. follow the likes of sandra bernhard, roseanne, and even jenny mccarthy has some raw opinions. most women will laugh along with you and if they don't....they aren't your audience or your friend.
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Gina dear, this is the funny stuff my friend. Watch Louis CK (comedian) and you won't feel bad about writing out what is REAL and funny ....nobody would EVER think you were a bad mom.
xoxo
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Welcome to my world. At least she speaks English. My tike speaks broken English mixed with Orkin (Mork & Mindy).
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LOL this one cracked me up. Oh Gina I can see the pippi pig tails...here's a link for hair mascara:
http://www.amazon.com/Rashell-Masc-Gray-Hair-Mascara/dp/B0032EVUSW
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Like the swanky music in background. Love matisyahu n that kitten too. Hi Gina. Miss u.
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Jezze i had that haircut too..........
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I still forget and pee with the door open from time to time.
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